joshuahelmer
I'm going to fix everything in Autumn 2020
September carries us from one country to another. It opens with days that seem to stretch its arms out, grasping at the trailing ends of...
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joshuahelmer
- Aug 6, 2020
- 4 min
Why the staff at my local Wilko are the true heroes of 2020...
What if you've got to cut back an intrusive weed that has somehow ruined the supplies for your home brew wine project? Wilko has you covered
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joshuahelmer
- Jul 28, 2020
- 5 min
This is a dystopia, please pass the Soylent Green™
"Like a good son who doesn't currently have a job and thus has no excuse to stay at home midweek, I took a train to London"
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joshuahelmer
- Jun 25, 2020
- 5 min
The rare nonsense of common sense...
Why are we like this? Seriously, what's our fucking problem?
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joshuahelmer
- May 5, 2020
- 6 min
How I wrote a novel in lockdown
I can only imagine the disgusting number of chip butties I would have consumed in lockdown were it not for...
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joshuahelmer
- Apr 21, 2020
- 6 min
Is your lock down routine turning you into an mutant?
As a ubiquitous TV program once stated - "If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?"
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joshuahelmer
- Jan 10, 2020
- 8 min
The Age of Empathy
I have a new job as a door-to-door charity fundraiser (yes, I'm that guy right now) and, other than the toll it's taking on my feet, it's...
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joshuahelmer
- Oct 14, 2019
- 1 min
Am I famous now?
I did my first ever radio interview last week and we actually talked about little old me and the things I'm doing. It was so bizarre,...
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joshuahelmer
- Sep 10, 2019
- 4 min
A Pride of Straights
I hope I can fairly call myself an ally to the LGBTQI+ community. I have friends who would identify themselves under that banner and I...
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joshuahelmer
- Jul 25, 2019
- 9 min
The 15 Greatest Football Shirt Sponsors of All Time
Everyone remembers the good old days. I certainly do. I'm not sure when they started but I've got a feeling they ended around the time...
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joshuahelmer
- Jul 24, 2019
- 3 min
Eyes closed, head first, can't lose.
Boris Johnson is our prime minister. That's a sad thing to write. Today I built my new website and got myself a decent hair cut...
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